Funny Quotes Drinking Too Much

This quote should have engraved on my glass of wine moms?
im getting my mother a glass of wine giant Mother's Day. it holds a bottle of wine! but I can have something engrved on it and I'm not sure what he had. it only allows 70 characters so I really want a funny short quote that I have room for the name and some of them of x. please help I was thinking about: crazy little will drink too much and great fools not at all .. or one drink a day keeps the doctor away for help. but im! not! x-you
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