Funny Quotes Girls Boys
What are some good quotes?
I just need something good / cute / funny etc. does not cite swear words please they go on shirts and posters and stuff like that. its for teens and for boys and girls through (:
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame. – Robert Bloch The time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils … – Louis Hector Berlioz It is true that we do not know what we have until we lose, but it is also true that we do not know what we paid missing until it arrives. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Girls are like phones. We love be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected! The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson "Flying is learning how to throw himself on the ground and miss." – Douglas Adams' hard work never killed anybody, but why take a luck? Whatever women must do twice as well as men to feel half as good. Fortunately, it is not difficult. The greatest pleasure in life that people say you can not do.