Funny Quotes On Life Changes
Nice / interesting / funny quote on T-Shirt you’ve seen lately?
My favourite:
Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder for the Aliens to Snatch You From Your Car.
Others:
(On a motorcycle rider’s t shirt – back) If you can read this, then the bitch fell off
My IQ came back negative
I’m Still Hot — It Just Comes in Flashes.
I Know I Came Into This Room for a Reason.
I Used to Have a Handle on Life, But It Broke.
My Reality Check Just Bounced.
Cancel My Subscription — I Don’t Need Your Issues.
Dangerously Under-Medicated.
Madness Takes Its Toll — Please Have Exact Change.
Earth Is the Insane Asylum for the Universe.
Life Is Short — Make Fun of It.
Hang Up and Drive.
Doesn’t Play Well With Others”
“Choose Your Sick Days Carefully”
“I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck”
“Ran Into My Ex – Put It in Reverse and Hit Him Again!”
“Statistics Means Never Having to Say You’re Certain”
“Got Rid of the Kids, the Cat Was Allergic”
“Where Are We Going? Why Am I in This Handbasket?”
“I’m So Great I’m Jealous of Myself”
“This Is Not the Life I Ordered”
“Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us and Wants Us to Be Happy”
“I Am the Only Hell That My Mother Ever Raised”
“Out of My Mind – Will Be Back Shortly”
“How Long a Minute Is Depends on Which Side of the Bathroom Door You’re On”
“What Part of Eelymosynary Ratiocination Do You Not Understand?”
“I’m Not Cynical – Just Experienced”
“I Didn’t Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian”
“I’d Kill for a Nobel Peace Prize”
“I Have the Body of a God. Unfortunately the God Is Buddha”
“Shut Up and Paddle”
Love, FunnY, && LiFE QuoTes. ‘ LaLa Land’