Funny Quotes On Relationships

What are some great quotes you live by?
1.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” — Sharon Stone.
2.Wanting ti be skinny and look ike a 16 year old model is just Perverse to me.Im a woman and i want to look like a woman-Kim Cattrall on why she’s not stick thin
3.I don’t know what the future hold , but I know who holds the future.-Author unknown to me
4.”Relationships are like glass; sometimes its better to leave it broken then get hurt trying to put it back together” Author Unknown
and a Funny One at least i Think
5.you know whats better than being italian being sicilian
Oh ya one of my favs
6.men practice on blondes but marry brunettes
Never say “I’m sorry”! Apologies ok,sorry no no.
Defending Your Date