Funny Quotes Parents
What do you think of these funny quotes?
1, i remmber the time i was kidnapprd and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof "2," Milk Cheese jump into immortality "3," never stand between a dog and the hydrant "4, you have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you will be afraid to cough," 5 I like pigs, dogs look to us, cats look down on us, pigs treat us as equals. 6, I could tell that my parents hated me, My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. 7, A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8, "it was a rough day, I got up this morning … put a shirt and a button fell off. I took my briefcase and the handle is released, I'm afraid to go e the bathroom. 9, it is not my fault i never learned to accept responsibility. 10, Never drive through a small Southern town at 100 km / h with the local sheriff's drunken 16 – year girl on your lap.
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