Funny Quotes Youth

Where can I GET NIce quotes(one linears) on net?
Some short quotes to be written on t shirt. I need some funny,clever,youth quotes. Pls tell me a best site for it.
U can also give some quotes.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade
If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me. ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. ~Aldous Huxley
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. ~Aldous Huxley
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~P.D. East
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author Unknown
Protect me from knowing what I don’t need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don’t know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
Have a nice day!
Some People are Gay. Get Over It.